Lessons From the Apocalypse: Chapter 2

Tuesday, October 4, 2016 - 17:06
Between Aftermath, Van Helsing, and Z Nation we've learned a few things about how to handle ourselves when the world goes to crap. Whether it be the zombie apocalypse, the vampire apocalypse, or all the apocalypses, take these lessons to heart, because they could save you in a pinch.

 

Aftermath Episode 2

  1. Don’t help other people

     


    ... or you gonna get demon-possessed bitch-slapped.
     
  2. Don’t run out of gas



    ... that would suck
     
  3. Don’t show off your cell phone ...



    ...unless you have enough cell phones to share with everybody.

Van Helsing Episode 3

  1. F*&k The Police



    ... coming straight from the underground. A young vamp got it bad.
     
  2. There's no coming back



    . . . you know what they say, once you go vampire you never go back. Except when Vanessa's involved ... 
     
  3. Flip the script



    ... 
    sometimes the only way to exact revenge on blood-thirsty vampires is to give them a taste of their own medicine.

Z Nation Episode 3

  1.  Electricity is your greatest weapon



    Watch as your enemies shudder and convulse! 
     
  2. Don’t wave guns around ...



    ... e
    specially if it’s loaded and there’s a poor crazy homeless person in the room.
     
  3. Never trust the mailman



    ... he might just go postal on you.