Lessons From the Apocalypse: Chapter 3

Tuesday, October 11, 2016 - 17:27
Between Aftermath, Van Helsing, and Z Nation we've learned a few things about how to handle ourselves when the world goes to crap. Whether it be the zombie apocalypse, the vampire apocalypse, or all the apocalypses, take these lessons to heart, because they could save you in a pinch.

 

Aftermath Episode 3

  1. Watch your language!



    ... It is NOT okay to say such vulgarities as “jeeze” and “butt”.
     
  2. Dogs are mean.



    ... don’t pet them
     
  3. Be afraid of needles



    ...they hurt.

Van Helsing Episode 4

  1. Sleeping with the Enemy



    ... obviously a bad idea. Come on people, this should surprise no one.
     
  2. Wind = Bad-ass!



    . . . if you're going to deliver your catch phrase, make sure there's a well-timed gust of wind. (You want me? Here I am!)
     
  3. Don't Pass Out



    ... because you'll inevitably end up with a restraining face mask on.

Z Nation Episode 4

  1.  Pliers



    The only dental tool you’ll ever need 
     
  2. An escape route is important ...



    ...
    sometimes the only way out is the waterfall.
     
  3. And sometimes the only way out is the zombies. 



    ... and by way out we mean death.