Helix: The Three Most Effed-Up Moments - San Jose
Welcome to our weekly Helix blog, where we chronicle the three most effed-up moments of every episode of Helix. And man, can this show get so deliciously effed-up …
Season 2, Episode 1: "San Jose"
- New Season, New Sickness
Delicious — like this newfangled virus! Just look at how tasty. Season Two gets right down to it as a CDC team (consisting of Peter, Sarah and new member Kyle the Charming Texan) investigates an outbreak on a tour ship. A bit more … graphic than last season's Narvik, no? This poor Harvard kid never knew what hit 'em.
- Beware the Natives
The CDC's investigation takes them to an isolated island, where the ship's soul survivor freaks out at every sudden breeze or cracking twig … or, you know, the sight of THIS GUY in the treeline. Or Girl. We can't tell. What we can tell you is that clearly this island doesn't have a dental plan.
- Michael's Dental Plan
Michael does, however, The episode ended with quite the doozy as the Weird Sisters of Michael's Mysery Cult were seen pulling the teeth out of some poor woman and pumping yellow gunk down her throat. And here we were thinking the island was all about eating vegetables and group hugs!
Next Week: More dark delights!