In 2074, Your Heart Has a Warranty

Wednesday, January 18, 2017 - 23:00

Hello, citizen. Welcome back to Life in 2074, our weekly blog exploring the day-to-day of the future world of Incorporated. Here we take a closer look at the details of life in a corporate-controlled society as depicted in the latest episode of Incorporated.

You gotta have heart ... and you've gotta be able to upgrade it! Here's what the future is like as seen in Incorporated Season 1, Episode 8: "Operational Realignment."

Shopping

Thanks to our new in-screen shopping channels, the world is at your fingertips. SPIGA has worked with the finest and best manufacturers across the planet to bring your wildest dreams to life. Find that perfect something for the perfect something in your life, all based on algorithimic data from their every daily activity. What better way to say I love you then with the things they didn't even know they needed yet?

Heart Transplants

The Hema-Bionic Cardiac Regulator is the finest in cutting edge proprietary technology, assuring long life, full veins and pure happiness to all users.

Warning to all users: Pirated versions of the Cardiac Regulator are on the black market. Check that your Cardiac Regulator bears the Hema-Bionic Holographic Seal of Authenticity.

Hema-Bionic is your heart's future.
Hema-Bionic is not responsible for equipment, software or biological failure.
Hema-Bionic is indemnified against any and all legal consequences.
Hema-Bionic products are not recommended if you intend to have an active lifestyle.
Hema-Bionic is not responsible for tampering, system failure or update incompatibility.
Hema-Bionic support is available 24 hours a day to registered users for a flat fee of $98.99 a minute.

Thrombutrin Birth Control

Finally, a man's right to choose has moved to the forefront of medical technology. Protect your genetic future with a daily dose of Thrombutrin's sub-dermal birth control. Side effects may include dry mouth, reduced sexual performance and irrational behavior.

Data Analysts

Positions open for Red Zone candidates! SPIGA is recruiting Data Analysts to help with a variety of off-site occupations. Do you have your own weather equipment? What about a clandestine DNA lab? We're looking for data on everything from animals density to average bowel movements. Any and all data will be of use. As long as the data is sound, your methods will not be questioned! Anonymity is Okay.