Tech of 2074 Part 8: Robo-Hearts!

Tuesday, January 24, 2017 - 07:00

Log-in name and password accepted! Welcome back to our weekly look at all the cool (and not-so-cool) future technology on display in the latest episode of Incorporated.

Here's all the neat-o tech on display in Incorporated Season 1, Episode 8: "Operational Realignment."

1. You gotta have heart! And if you don't have heart, you're gonna need a mechanical one. A RoboHeart, if you will (and you will).

Unfortunately, RoboHeart doesn't always work so well, and you have to deal with this dude. Customer service hasn't improved in 2074.

2. Where can you purchase a RoboHeart, you ask? Well, your self-driving car is equipped with built-in shopping A.I. Try there first. If not there, maybe a back alley somewhere in the Red Zone.

3. Anyway, weather monitoring technology has sure grown in leaps and bounds ... especially if you have tech geek like Ben around. Who knew you could use the wind to recreate a 3D model of a certain area? (Probably several people, but we certainly didn't.)

A 3D model that incriminates you in a serious crime, at that. Technology!

4. Meanwhile, kindergarten-level Arts & Crafts has remained refreshingly analog. If you want to make a diorama of the Green Zone, you're gonna need cardboard, glue, crayons and popsicle sticks.

Ditto a diorama of the Red Zone. Note the red eyes. What are they teaching our Green Zone children, anyway?

Next Week: More from 2074!