14 bafflingly awful horror movie porn parodies that will scare you sexless

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Oct 5, 2013

We were sitting around, debating which creeps us out more: horror films or pornography. Then we discovered there are many porn parodies of horror movies, and the creepiest part was actually the terrifying puns they use. (We already told you all about Lord of the G-Strings and 12 other sci-fi porn parodies way back in 2010, remember?)

Don't take our word for it, though, take a look at these 14 porn horror parodies that utilize agonizing puns, which we present as the fifth in our series of posts to celebrate the 31 Days of Halloween,

We censored out any nudity and filthy words, but just to be safe, you probably shouldn't look at these at work (unless you work in the horror porn industry, in which case you should definitely watch these while taking a shower).