Everything's better with butter—especially the infamous homicidal slashers from Saw, Scream and Friday the 13th. (Which may scare you into eating your breakfast toast bone-dry!)
The Jigsaw Puppet, Jason and Ghostface have been called a lot of things, but rarely public service message pitchmen. Check out this trio of molded masterpieces brought to life through the miracle of margarine by the Italian ad agency Alch1m1a ADV, warning of the shocking dangers of high cholesterol.
A deformed maniac with a machete or deranged tyke on a trike may leave you screaming, but nothing like the nightmare of a quadruple bypass.
(via You Bent My Wookie)