By this point you've no doubt seen the steamy shower scene from Fifty Shades Darker, the upcoming sequel to Fifty Shades of Grey, and felt all dirty for the deed.
But what happens when you mix the sheer sensuality of sex on a spaceship in Ridley Scott's new Alien: Covenant trailer with the erotic embraces of Ana Steele and Christian Grey ... and one curious barbed xenomorph appendage?
Well, let's just say I'll be taking sponge baths from now on.
Thom Newell edited this little horror romance trailer he calls Fifty Shades of Alien: Covenant, crafted with a wry smile and a keen eye for how well these two titillating trailers pair up.
Have a peek and tell us if this beats the shower scene from Psycho!