Chosen One of the Day: Billy the puppet from the Saw movies

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Dec 1, 2017

You know, we have a lot of fun here at Chosen One of the Day. But we're not all sweaters and disembodied heads. We're casting a light on important characters and moments, celebrating the power of these devices to construct a whole and perfect narrative. It's not all fun and games.

Oh, hey Billy. Everyone, this is Billy the puppet from the Saw movies. Cute little scamp. Billy, we're talking about the importance and proper use of props, costume and interesting moments in the construction of the films we love, so can you--

Billy, I literally just said this isn't all fun and games. Please let me get back to my very serious discussion of filmmaking.You can't be the Chosen One of the Day today.

There is aboslutely no need to get violent. You're kind of being an assh*le.

WOW. First of all, how dare you. Second, come over here and say that to my face.

You seriously want to be Chosen One that badly? Badly enough you would actually get violent with me, right here, in front of all these readers?

Ugh, fine. Chosen One of the Day is Billy the puppet from the Saw movies. There. Are you happy now?

Agreed. D*ck.