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Chosen One of the Day: That fashionable hall monitor in Nightmare on Elm Street

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Jun 6, 2018

The 1984 film A Nightmare on Elm Street is full of blood, gore, and, above all else, LEWKS. Pink pastel sweater vest over pink pastel buttondown? It's got it. Crop-top football jerseys for the male teen on the go? Check. Hideous red-and-green-striped sweaters? The film has MULTIPLE. Because we all know Freddy's stanky sartorial nightmare on Look Street, but what about its other appearance, courtesy of one very professional hall monitor?

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Be-ribboned pigtails with a side-swept bang atop a deeply prison chic sweater mixed with a dash of "but make it Christmas tho." Could your Fashion Week fave ever? 

Of course, if you're not doing nails, you're not doing drag/whatever this '80s effery is.

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I mean, nothing can save a bad outfit like attitude and commitment, and this off-brand Natalie from Facts of Life has it in spades. Screw your pass, but yas your steeze, girl.