Chosen One of the Day: The Top That rap from Teen Witch

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Jul 6, 2017

Being a teenager can be rough. You gotta deal with homework and acne and parents who just don’t understand what you’re going through.

And then there are the magic powers. Wait … you didn’t have magic powers? Did Teen Witch lie to me?

One thing it definitely wasn’t lying about was the Top That rap, right? Who hasn't felt uncool when compared to a fly white rapper dropping surprisingly slow beats in the middle of a suburban street with his friends?

Who can resist those wide, sweeping arm movements and that delicate, ballet-like dance?

And that rap? Poetry. Almost, dare I say, Shakespearean. You can't tell me you wouldn't jump in as soon as you magically gained self-confidence, shed your floppy pink hat and engaged in the mating ritual that is the suburban white kid rap battle.

Top That, indeed.