Excerpts from Lois Lane's Mixtape Journal

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Apr 2, 2018

I felt like it was really my lucky day when star reporter Lois Lane jumped into my cab last week. A real-life celebrity! But she accidentally left this notebook behind, and I haven't been able to get in touch with her through the Daily Planet.

So, well, what I'm saying is: Superman, if you see Ms. Lane could you return her notebook to her? Hopefully it won't be full of any embarrassing information oddly specific to you. Oh, and thanks for always saving Earth! It's pretty cool of you. Take care!

Track 1
Subject: Why can't I get stupid Superman out of my heeeeeeaaaaaad? :cryface emoji: :heart-eyes emoji: :eggplant emoji:
Song: "Funnel of Love," Wanda Jackson
My Fav Lyrics:
I tried and I tried, to run and hide,
I even tried to run away,
You just can't run from the funnel of love,
It's gonna get you someday

Mood: 

Track 2
Subject:
That's cool, just play it cool, everything's cool, I'll just hang back and chill, no reason to freak out, I'll just wait for Superman to call me, I don't have to call him, it's whatever, I can play it by ear, no problem.
Song: "Take My Breath Away,"  Berlin
My Fav Lyrics:
Watching I keep waiting
Still anticipating love
Never hesitating
To become the fated ones
Turning and returning
To some secret place to hide
Watching in slow motion
As you turn to me and say
Take my breath away

Mood: 

Track 3
Subject: You know, things are going really well, but I can't help but feel like there's something that Superman isn't telling me.
Song: "Secret," Madonna
My Fav Lyrics:
Things haven't been the same
Since you came into my life
You found a way to touch my soul
And I'm never, ever, ever gonna let it go
Happiness lies in your own hand
It took me much too long to understand
How it could be
Until you shared your secret with me

Mood:



Track 4
Subject: Superman is so nice and pretty and good and sweet and cool and awesome. Not like Clark Kent, who literally cannot even send a got danged email without calling me over to his desk for help.
Song: "Romeo," Donna Summer
My Fav Lyrics:
He's got a way with words
He's got a way with charms
And at 3 in the morning
I'm back into his arms
He's the boy
He's my Romeo

Mood: 



Track 5
Subject: Today Superman made eye contact with me while we were flying over the city. I'm pretty sure we're “a thing,” although it's hard to hear what he says because, you know. Wind. Wind is super loud a thousand feet over the city, it turns out. Maybe I'll get into totally accidental unplanned trouble on a less windy day, WHO KNOWS? Who could plan such a thing? NOT ME, FOR SURE.
Song: "Just One Look," Doris Troy
My Fav Lyrics:
Just one look
And I fell so hard
In love
With you

Mood: 



Track 6
Subject: I'm going to marry you so hard. Right in the face.
Song: "Time After Time," Cyndi Lauper
My Fav Lyrics:
Sometimes you picture me
I'm walking too far ahead
You're calling to me, I can't hear
What you've said
Then you say go slow
I fall behind
The second hand unwinds
If you're lost you can look and you will find me
Time after time
If you fall I will catch you I'll be waiting
Time after time

Mood:


Track 7
Subject: Superman said that we can't get married because he thinks his villains will try to murder me in my sleep or something, but doesn't that not even make sense, because if he was there I would be fine? Isn't it actually more dangerous for him NOT to marry me? My logic is sound and our love is so real.
Song: "Give You What I Got," Wendy Rene
My Fav Lyrics:
Made up my mind
Not to quit trying
I made up my mind
I'm gonna give you what I got
And then give you more

Mood: 



Track 8
Subject: WE CANNOT START OUR PERFECT LOVE STORY UNTIL YOU ACKNOWLEDGE IT.
Song: "Baby I'm Yours," Barbara Lewis
My Fav Lyrics:
Baby, I'm yours
And I'll be yours until the sun no longer shines
Yours until the poets run out of rhyme
In other words, until the end of time

Mood: 

Track 9
Subject: Hopefully Clark will go home early so I can be alone with Superman. What's he even doing over there? I know he's not sending emails. GO HOME CLARK, NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOU.
Song: "I Only Want to Be With You," Dusty Springfield
My Fav Lyrics:
I don't know what it is that makes me love you so
I only know I never want to let you go
'Cause you started something, can't you see
That ever since we met you've had a hold on me
I happens to be true, I only want to be with you

Mood: 

Track 10
Subject: Today Superman was busy doing stuff and I was like, OK, but we need to talk, so I jumped off a building and he came and caught me and I was like BE MY BOYFRIEND and he was like MAYBE LATER. IT WAS SUCH A GREAT DAY.
Song: "Please Be My Boyfriend," The Shirelles
My Fav Lyrics:
I'll be faithful and true; please let me prove it to you
I love you madly and I'll feel this way until eternity

Mood: