Geeky Q & A: Hale Appleman

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Syfy Wire Staff
Sep 6, 2017

As part of Syfy 25 – where we’re looking back at everything amazing that’s happened in the world of sci-fi, fantasy and horror over the last 25 years – we asked a bunch of famous people what sort of geeky stuff they like. Here’s what Hale Appleman of the Magicians had to say.


The one thing I geek out over the most is:
The Princess Bride.

The first thing I remember geeking out over is:
Final Fantasy 7.

The science-fiction/fantasy creator I most respect is:
Jim Henson. Or Tolkien, and always Lev Grossman.

My geeky guilty pleasure is:
"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."

The current state of science-fiction in three words:
Expanding, Uniting, Reimagined.

The best quote from anyone in the genre, real or fictional is: 
Inigo Montoya: Offer me money.
Count Rugen: Yes!
Inigo Montoya: Power, too, promise me that.
[He slashes his other cheek]
Count Rugen: All that I have and more. Please ...
Inigo Montoya: Offer me anything I ask for.
Count Rugen: Anything you want ...
Inigo Montoya: I want my father back, you son of a bitch!
[He runs Count Rugen through and shoves him back against the table. Rugen falls to the floor, dead]

The best genre movie of the last 25 years is:
The Princess Bride.


 

The best genre series of the last 25 years is:
Game of Thrones.

A movie that desperately needs a remake is:
We need new stories, but I am looking forward to The Dark Crystal. See below.

On the flipside, a movie that should never ever be remade is:
Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory (with Gene Wilder).

The genre character I most admire and why:
Arya Stark. No explanation necessary.

A scene from a movie that scared the ever living sh*t out of me was:
The teacup scene in Get Out. Because it’s true.

The fictional character with the best style is:
Vincent.

The best Batman was:
Michael Keaton. Sorry.


 

The LOTR character I’d like to be is:
Gandalf.

The LOTR character I’d actually be is:
Gandalf.

The most unforgivable insult in all of nerdom is:
The unshakable belief that you can please everyone.

If I could have one superpower, it would be:
Flight.

Which superpower comes with the biggest drawbacks: flight, invisibility, or telekinesis?
Telekinesis.

If I were a hero my sidekick would be:
Gandalf.

The Hogwarts sorting hat would put me in:
Ravenclaw.

My patronus would be:
A merman.

On a voyage through space, my captain would be:
The Rock.

People in Fantasy tales are always British because:
Their accents make them 30% more smart, talented and attractive. We accept this fact.

In a fight between Dumbledore and Gandalf, who would win?
Love.

In a fight between Picard and Kirk, who would win?
Love would.

In a fight between Wonder Woman and Superman, who would win?
Love would win.

In a fight between Hulk and Thor, who would win?
LOVE WOULD WIN.

In six words or less, what words of wisdom do you have for fellow fans?
Do what you've been putting off.

Check out more of our Q&A's. And head on over to our Syfy 25 page to see everything else we’ve got going on.