Sometimes, you don't have the months it might take to read seven novels ... or even the days it might take to watch eight films. So allow us to present a rather handy way to ingest all of J.K. Rowling's sprawling Harry Potter saga in the time it takes to leave a voicemail.
This wouldn't be the first time a well-meaning amateur cut together an all-encompassing synopsis of Harry Potter, but it's one of the most ingenious.
I mean, Voldemort is played by a friggin' balloon.
(Via The Mary Sue)