Gross! Here's how Patton Oswalt ruined the Desolation of Smaug for himself (NSFW)

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Jan 9, 2014

Patton Oswalt is great, but he will never enjoy The Hobbit again, and this video might ruin it for you, too.

Patton was on Conan the other night, and they got on a weird combination of subjects -- the way one's body falls apart with age, and The Desolation of Smaug. If you're reading that sentence and wondering what the connection could possibly be, consider this your fair warning -- the answer is funny, but super gross.

Basically Patton had a nasty stomach flu, so, while he was watching Desolation of Smaug, he formed in his mind a strange and horrifying analogy.

No one will ever be able to say "You shall not pass!" or think of a Balrog the same way again. As for renaming Smaug that ... other name. Let's check in with the man behind the voice, Benedict Cumberbatch.

Yeah, so that's probably a  "no."

(via Uproxx)