Ever snarf down a tuna fish, peanut putter and grape jelly pizza? No? Then how about one that's butterscotch and onions with anchovies? Us neither. In fact, up until now, we're willing to bet the only one who ever ordered such weird pizzas was the iron-stomached Michelangelo on the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles TV show.
But some extremely daring TMNT fans decided that such culinary experiments shouldn't stop there, and so gathered together and filmed themselves during a little something they called "Michelangelo's Pizza Taste Test," whipping up chocolate sprinkles and clam sauce pizza—urk!—and other crimes against food.
As you might imagine, the language gets a bit spicy as the unappetizing pizza gets eaten—or not eaten—so be warned that the clip below should be considered NSFW.
Now you'll have to excuse us—we're going to go eat a chocolate fudge, sardine and chili pepper pizza with plenty of whipped cream on top. (Don't worry. We've got the Pepto-Bismol handy!)