If you think today's San Diego Comic-Con makes Times Square on New Year's Eve look like a desert by comparison—wait until you see the San Diego Comic-Con of 2061! (If you're lucky enough to live that long, that is.)
Dave DeVries and John VanFleet have put together a stunning site inviting us all to San Diego Comic-Con 91, which half a century from now won't have just 125,000 fans in attendance ... but more than a million.
And did we mention that, by then, San Diego and its convention center will be underwater?
Other highlights of 2061 Comic-Con:
♦ Attendees will be able to get a sneak peek at the hotly anticipated sequel Spiderman 17 "from director Guillermo del Toro (who remotely directed the entire movie from his hospital bed.) Newcomer Crispin Glover III dons the red and blue tights and joins a big cast including Dakota Fanning as Aunt May and Freddie Highmore as Uncle Ben. The trailer will be in the new holo-punch format so fans can expect a few bruises in Hall H this year."
♦ And who would want to miss the 8th remake of Karate Kid, starring Jet Li as the ancient master Mr.Miyagi: "This kick fest is set in feudal Japan and features the comedic ad-libs of android Jack Black as "Robo," a wise crackin' time travelling robot from the mid 20th century. The Black estate has sent his grandchildren along to promote this film and will regale the crowd with stories of his pre-Doom Island antics and untimely death at 97."
♦ Finally, what Comic-Con would be complete without a visit from the immortal— literally immortal—Stan Lee, who due to various bionic implants, will become "the oldest hardest working 148-year-old man in comics, nay the planet."
So start making plans to attend San Diego Comic-Con 2061 now, and, as always, better book those hotel rooms early!