We knew Cmdr. William T. Riker could be kind of forward, but this is ridiculous.
Riker, Riker, Riker. What are we going to do with you? We've accepted that you hit on everything that moves, that your philandering literally caused the entire crew of the Enterprise to become controlled by a bizarre sex game, but must you always lead with, ahem, little Riker? Apparently you do, based on the following video evidence.
Honestly, have you ever seen a man mount a chair this way? And he does it every time! Our favorite was when he even backed out of a chair that way. You're a weird one, Riker. Good thing you didn't keep those Q powers, or who knows what might have happened? Now go sit in the corner, LIKE AN ADULT, and think about what you've done.