If you've always wondered, "How come I can't tweet in Klingon?" ... well, game publisher Cryptic has the answer: You can!
Go to TweetKlingon.com, which will install an app that allows you to post items to your Twitter account in the language of Kahless. You can translate from English or choose from a variety of useful phrases. (Your ship is a garbage scow!)
Which should go a long way to helping you get dates.
The app is part of Cryptic's promotion of its upcoming Star Trek Online MMORPG, which launches on Feb. 2, 2010. (Check out the Klingon-centric trailer below.)
tweet-lu'meH QaQ jajvam! (It's a good day to tweet!)
(Thanks to TrekMovie.com for the heads-up.)