Image(s) of the day - The Star Trek Shaggin' Wagon (NSFW)

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Feb 11, 2015

Big Star Trek fan? Perhaps you'll want to buy this big Star Trek van!

Vans have a proud tradition of being airbrushed with some killer art. Some might call it tacky, but, be honest, in your heart of hearts you know you'd wanna shake the hand of anyone with wizards and unicorns on their vehicle. You'd just need to know that hand had been recently washed.

But fantasy-themed vans be damned, we've got you something way better today -- Star Trek. And by Star Trek, I mean Star Trek and some naked women for some reason.

Yes, this 1978 GMC Vandura can be yours right now if you've got the $9500 Canadian the man from Vancouver is asking for it. Funny, with the "Naked Broads in Space" theme, we expected the price to be at least five bars of gold-pressed latinum. 

Anyway, there's only 15,000 miles on this sucker, which is pretty impressive for a car that's nearly four decades old. The paint job itself was done by G.S. Roy, the interior is diamond quilted velvet (because of course it is) and it features a "period correct cassette player and equalizer with power antenna."

If all that doesn't make you want to boldly go to the frozen north and buy this beast, then nothing will. Man, I'll go halfsies with you. We could make a road trip of it. You could talk about your extensive collection of Spock ears and I could kvetch for hours about why Benedict Cumberbatch as Khan still makes me furious. Then we'd both wonder why we're alone and nobody loves us, without a trace of irony. Because that is our way.

NSFW was promised, yes? Well, then so you shall have it. Behold the uncensored gallery below!

(via Uproxx)