We've all got the dream, right? Somewhere, deep down, we think we can make a better movie than 80 percent of the schlock that gets released—and thanks to these handy flowcharts, now you know all the steps. Sort of.
Created for the European film distributor Canal Plus, these occasionally NSFW charts will take you from the "I have an idea!" moment to planning the release party. Of course, they never tell you exactly where to get the money—but some things, I suppose, need to remain a secret.
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