Jesus hits the pavement

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Aug 12, 2007
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Sigh.

Jesus in an oil smudge in a garage.

To be fair, the guy who owns the smudge doesn't think it's really Jesus (though someone paid $1500 for it on eBay).

But wait a second. If that's Jesus, and he's coming back... we're all in HUGE TROUBLE!

The End Times are here. Skepticism is futile. You will comply.