Are you an Android phone or tablet user? Do you read Blastr? Have you been feeling a profound, dark, app-shaped hole in your very being? Well, friends, your long nightmare is over, because we're happy to announce that you can now download a new and completely redesigned version of our Android app from Google Play. We put our top people on it using a complex systems of scales and pulleys, and they've concluded incontrovertibly that this new and improved mobile experience will guarantee you a long life filled with happiness and personal satisfaction.* It's science.
Jokes aside, we're pretty psyched to offer up this new version of the app - it's been optimized to deliver the best viewing experience on phones and tablets and been made faster, more stable, and easier to navigate. We want you to have the best time possible exploring our content on your mobile device, and we hope this step will bring us all closer to digital transcendence, for reals.
Thanks, as always, for spending your time with us, and happy downloading.
*DISCLAIMER: Guarantee only valid in the Bizarro World, where long life, happiness, and satisfaction are crimes punishable by death. If you are a resident of Htrae, use at your own risk.