21 (mostly) sexy female stormtroopers (NSFW)

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Adam-Troy Castro
Dec 14, 2012

Today's gallery, the seventh of our 31 specials for the 31 days of Halloween, proves that sometimes the best Star Wars stormtroopers are the ones who only remember to wear part of their costumes.

And don't forget to return tomorrow at noon for the most disturbing killer clowns!


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Suddenly, we are filled with a new hope.

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The Dark Side has never seemed more appealing.

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We'll be right over to help get that fire started.

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Look closely. That's not a costume—that's body paint!

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If all ballerinas were issued helmets with their tutus, it wouldn't be so hard to get us to go to the ballet.

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Elvis has left the building, and now we finally understand where he was heading in such a hurry.

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Sometimes a stormtrooper gets bored with wearing white, and that's just fine with us.

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What the well-dressed stormtrooper wears on her wedding night.

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Hello, Sports Illustrated? We've got the cover of your next swimsuit issue right here.

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If all stormtroopers were cloned from Jango Fett, how'd this one get to look like that?

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Are all stormtroopers tattooed under their battle armor? We certainly hope so!

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When a stormtrrooper looks like that, not even a member of the Royal Guard is enough to keep us away.

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A corset comes in handy for those times when a stormtrooper outfit just isn't confining enough.

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The only thing better than one sexy stormtrooper ... is two sexy stormtroopers.

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Don't shoot! We surrender!

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This is the stormtrooper you're been looking for.

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The Imperial army has learned the best way to attract new recruits.

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After a long day putting down revolts on behalf of Emperor Palpatine, it's Miller time!

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We suddenly feel very ... strange.

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These high heels should be standard issue for all stormtrooper uniforms.

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Sometimes the sexiest stormtroopers are made entirely of plastic.

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And while you're in a Halloween state of mind, why not check out:

Day 1: 19 amazing Star Wars pumpkins

Day 2: Our 9 favorite crazy zombie kills of all time (video)

Day 3: 10 scariest Stephen King novels

Day 4: 14 great Cthulhu toys that make devouring souls fun

Day 5: 15 haunted cereals that will scare your dentist

Day 6: 20 great costumes to dress up your pet

Day 8: 9 movie and TV clowns that scared the hell out of us

Day 9: 10 creepy movie kids even Angelina Jolie wouldn't adopt

Day 10: 6 most awesome Stephen King horror films (plus 3 that sucked)

Day 11: 16 horror movie posters so gruesome they make our eyeballs bleed

Day 12: 16 hot movie and TV vampires who turn us into willing victims

Day 13: 20 awesomely hot Slave Leia costumes (slightly NSFW)

Day 14: 14 lamest horror movie killer costumes (What were they thinking?)

Day 15: 9 of the grossest, goriest X-Files creatures

Day 16: 11 splatterific exploding head scenes from the movies

Day 17: 15 of the most disgusting Halloween candies you can buy

Day 18: 19 freakiest movie and TV neighbors from hell

Day 19: 11 most disturbing Treehouse of Horror segments from The Simpsons

Day 20: 9 rampaging space zombies hungry for our sci-fi brains

Day 21: 10 most nightmarish movie prom nights

Day 22: 11 scary, goofy and just plain revolting movie possessions

Day 23: 13 kick-ass moments from Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Day 24:13 real haunted houses you can visit in the U.S.

Day 25: 15 ghoulish apps you can download to your iPhone

Day 26: 20 hot film and TV witches and warlocks that cast a spell on us

Day 27: The 10 most truly, utterly evil things in sci-fi

Day 28: The 15 cursed movie objects you NEVER want to own

Day 29: 14 most twisted original Twilight Zone twist endings

Day 30: 16 sci-fi costumes that would definitely get you fired (NSFW)

Day 31: 12 awesome sci-fi Halloween moments, real and fake