If you were wondering what Vulcan love is really about, then listen close, because Spock's about to lay it all on the line.
Shuttlecraft to pretty girl -- Spock here. It's been seven years since I've been aroused by anyone. It could be the way the empty void of our moonless sky fails to light up your eyes, or maybe it's how one of your ears is noticably pointier than the other, but regardless, you are giving me the blood fever. If that means I have to partake in the kal-if-fee ritual, then so be it -- but Spock has got to have you!
First, though -- a tasty slow jam.
(via Laughing Squid)