There's going to be a Doctor Who porn parody. Because of course there is.

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Apr 29, 2014

After nearly a decade of being back on the air, isn't it about time Doctor Who got the porn treatment? The answer, sadly, is yes.

Doctor Who may have an element of the sexy to it, what with its David Tennants and its Karen Gillans, and ... well, most of the new cast, really. But, aside from a lot of kissing in the ol' snog box, there's not much in the way of actual sexing going on, unless you count this NSFW photo shoot from former companion Katy Manning. It's safe to say Who has always been decidedly lacking in the porn department.

Until now.

Yes. Sigh ... it's called Doctor Whore -- The XXX Parody. The parody will come from Wood Rocket, who also brought us (oh god) SpongeKnob SquareNuts and (barf) Game of Bones. Because Game of Thrones -- there's a show that needed more sex.

According to Wood Rocket, "We love Doctor Who and want to pay homage to this brilliant series. And add space vaginas." Well, I know that's how I show how much I love and respect the TV series I grew up with -- with intergalactic vajay.

And now a quote from the official press release:

Finally, one of the greatest science fiction shows in the universe becomes one of the greatest science friction shows in the universe.

Director Lee Roy Myers and writer A.J. Slater, who previously made a Seinfeld porn parody, are beginning casting this week. And who do they have in mind? Why, Zach Braff, of course! 

Hey @zachbraff does that offer to be in a Dr. Who parody still stand?

— Wood Rocket (@Wood_Rocket) April 29, 2014

Zach Braff is presently the lead in the Broadway musical, Bullets Over Broadway. May that show last forever.

(via The Mary Sue)