Tyrion is the god of **** and wine in this mildly NSFW game

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May 30, 2014

Seven gods, we love Tyrion Lannister. But why proclaim this to the Seven Gods of Westeros when we can play a videogame that proclaims to Tyrion's favorite (nonexistent) god?

A videogame designer who shares our feelings for Tyrion has created a simple 16-bit videogame in which you use your arrow keys to move the Imp left and right. Grab the cup of wine, and you earn 100 points. Get hit by the sword, and the Halfman dies.

But when you grab the gold cup, you earn 1000 points, plus an exclamation from Tyrion about the NSFW god

As far as videogames go, it's dead simple. And unlike the Game of Thrones: Ascent Facebook game, the storytelling of which is marred by long wait times (but you can pay to speed up combat, naturally), this gives you instant gratification. And Tyrion would want you to be instantly gratified.

Check it out, here. And let us know your high score.

Via Vulture.