Oh, I know: Not a day goes by where you don't stop and think "Man, the only thing that could make the movies I love better would be if all the characters were sporting Tom Selleck's moustache." Your pleas have been heard ... and answered!
What makes this clip even funnier is that it starts with a 'stache-sporting Harrison Ford as Indiana Jones—who would've been played by Selleck if CBS hadn't forced the Magnum P.I. star to turn it down.
Somewhere there's a band of facial-hair fetishists giving a slow, strong round of applause.
(via The High Definite)