WATCH: A Nightmare on Elm Street in 2 minutes

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Oct 3, 2017

I'm your boyfriend now, SYFY WIRE.

HAHAHA, just kidding, dear reader. I can't be your boyfriend, because I'm married to the job. And also my wife.

But I'll tell you someone who is available for at least one, sweet Tinder hookup: Freddy Krueger. Now, wait. Hang on. Before you swipe left on love with a homicidal, immortal burn victim with a knife glove and the ability to kill you in your dreams, have you really considered ... the benefits?

For example, A Nightmare on Elm Street is probably one of the most consistently good horror franchises out there, so you know Freddy is reliable. And have you seen his outfit? Bold, horizontal stripes? That debonair hat? And say what you will about knife gloves -- that accessory is couture.

You're busy, I know, so let's cut (get it) to the chase. Here is a video that tells you everything you need to know about Freddy and A Nightmare on Elm Street in 2 minutes. If you don't think there's a love connection after that? Then I'm sure Freddy will understand and not brutally murder anyone.

Just don't fall asleep for a little while.