Before you head Into Darkness, watch everything wrong with the last Star Trek

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May 7, 2013

We know you're ready to go to warp, but while we're still in space dock, let's run a five-minute diagnostic on 2009's Star Trek.

J.J. Abrams has clearly found huge success in bringing Star Trek back to the big screen. And that first return was a satisfying romp through the Alpha Quadrant. But it sure wasn't perfect. Just how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop sins did the movie commit?

Let's find out.

And while we admit that some of that was nitpicking, a lot of the points made were right on the mark. Especially the ones involving Tyler Perry.

(via Laughing Squid)