Lessons From the Apocalypse: Chapter 11

Lessons From the Apocalypse: Chapter 11

We've got a lot of end of the world shows. They have much to teach us, grasshoppers. 

Between AftermathVan Helsing, and Z Nation we've learned a few things about how to handle ourselves when the world goes to crap. Whether it be the zombie apocalypse, the vampire apocalypse, or all the apocalypses, take these lessons to heart, because they could save you in a pinch

Aftermath Episode 11

  1. Ain't nothin' gonna break-a my stride



    Nobody gonna hold me down. Keep on movin' y'all.
     
  2. There's no use crying over spilled milk. 



    Sometimes people just get sucked into a giant vortex in the sky.
     
  3. It's the end of the world!
     


    there's no use overreacting.

Van Helsing Episode 12

  1. Something you need in a pinch?



    ...it's going to be just out of reach. You can count on it.
     
  2. Flare guns



    ... the intended purpose is more of a suggestion.
     
  3. Jump!



    Even some Jordan-sytle height can be twarted by your vampire nemesis.

Z Nation Episode 12

  1. This Ain’t No Thang



    Rolling zombie piles are just part of life
     
  2. Dictator Fashion



    ..is universal 

     
  3. Blends Are Horrible Shots



    ..and poor marksmanship and get you stabbed.