The Blood Drive Complaint Hotline is Now Live

Wednesday, June 14, 2017 - 11:07

Complaints about Blood Drive? We care about your concerns and we want to do everything in our power to address whatever it is that might be grinding your gears. That's why we've taken the time to work with Heart Enterprises' very own Julian Slink, to make sure that your voice is heard.

Call The Blood Drive Complaint Hotline at 325-400-DGAF (3423) and lodge a formal grievance. We promise that whatever your issue with the show, we will listen and take action. We want to ensure that the grindhouse-infected future of Blood Drive is as bright and sunny as you've come to expect from our programming. Please call early and often, so that we can receive your complaints regarding:

  1. Language
  2. Violence
  3. Nudity
  4. Sexuality
  5. Plot
  6. Marketing

While we can't control the gore, mayhem, cannibalism, graphic milkening, athletic sexuality, shamefully censored nudity, and bonkers schizophrenia-inducing content that we've already created, we can take action for future. For the betterment of cable television.

Curious about what you might find if you dial 325-400-DGAF? Consider this a little amuse-bouche, to whet your protestation palate