We don't need to be the best show that you watch, we just want to be the goriest, insane, schizophrenic, batsh*t nuts, joyride that you've ever seen. We're going to lavish you with the exploitive ridiculous things that you love, and we're not going to shy away from the things you hate. Basically, if you've got two eyes and a pulse you should feel something when you watch Blood Drive. Episode 2 of Blood Drive Welcome to Pixie Swallow made cannibalism look downright tasty. No matter how different we may be on the outside, when we're put in the griddle, we all taste the same. Lessons for the future of our country.

If you still haven't seen Blood Drive Episode 2, put down your needlepoint and get to watching now!

Here's what the twitterverse was abuzzsaw with last night