If you weren't alive during the 1980s, you might not fully comprehend the impact of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. They were like the Beatles of anthropomorphic cartoons. As such, their branding was everywhere, to the point where it got pretty silly. We're sure to see some of that with the new movie, out in theaters today.  But it'll be nothing compared to some of the out-there products to bear the likenesses of Eastman and Laird's most successful creations.

Gape at these 18 bizarre Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles collectibles, and be thankful the media blitz for the new Michael Bay reboot is not as all-encompassing ... although we will leave you with one more trailer.