9 new Dark Shadows posters feature cool cars, coffins and cleavage

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Dec 16, 2012

Behold! Warner Brothers' saturated set of Dark Shadows character banners is here, soaked in '70s Technicolor sass. Not intended for the chronically cranky or the colorblind.

Tim Burton sure seems to be having a retro blast with his gothic creepshow's marketing campaign, and the narcotic effect is slowly becoming contagious. Gawk in hilarity or horror at these nine full-body, fireplace portraits of the Collinwood clan sporting leisure suits, loaded shotguns and one devilishly low-cut ruby gown ... oh, and a muscle car.

Too silly? Yearning for somber seriousness of the original TV show? Forget it. This freaky family affair stars Johnny Depp, Eva Green, Michelle Pfeiffer, Chloe Moretz, Jackie Earle Haley, Bella Heathcote, Helena Bonham Carter, Ray Shirley and Johnny Miller. The demonic dysfunction begins when Dark Shadows premieres May 11.

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