Sharktopus not weird enough for you? Mansquito too tame?
Then how about the Bearodactyl? Or the Wolfoenix?
Matt Ufford over at uproxx has come up with what he calls "Nine badass hybrid monsters that deserve their own Syfy original movies"—and we couldn't agree more.
How was Ufford able to come up with such terrifying and hilarious creatures? He writes, "I huff a lot of ether."
Check out his bizarre menagerie right now, before his oddities escape!