We know what Thanksgiving tastes like, because we've tried those holiday sodas with strange flavors such as Green Bean Casserole, Mashed Potato and Butter and (urk!) Turkey and Gravy. But what does Dungeons and Dragons taste like?
We're a little afraid to find out.
Jones Soda, known for its bizarre limited-edition flavors, has introduced a six-pack including flavors like Illithid Brain Juice, Potion of Healing, Sneak Attack, Eldritch Blast, Dwarven Draught and Bigby's Crushing Thirst Destroyer—which have already proven so popular that they're currently out of stock.
But you can order a limited-edition six-pack over at Jones Soda for delivery at the end of the month ... if you dare.
And if you do dare, could you let us know what they taste like? Because until you do, we think we'll be sticking to that Turkey & Gravy soda.