The latest trailer for Bill & Ted Face the Music is out and with the
bogus bonus news that the film will be released to VOD on September 1, allowing us to watch it most excellently from the comfort of our own homes.
The new trailer gives us some new joys, including Kristen Schaal as the righteous heroes' new guide, as well as Jayma Mays and Erinn Hayes as their wives. But the best moment is this: Death playing hopscotch by himself and cheating at it.
He also enjoys a nice game of Hell Tetherball.
Hell is an eternal recess playing by yourself, it's true, it's canon now. Just as I long suspected.