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Chosen One of the Day: Gozer the Gozerian

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Dec 28, 2018

Some weird sh*t went down in Astoria last night. 

Allegedly, there was a transformer explosion resulting in blue lights filling the New York City sky. At least that's what THE MAN wants you to think. Because we've seen this before.

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Yes, we are positing that the totally explainable blue lights over NYC were in fact Gozer the Gozerian, that hot bitch from Ghostbusters.

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Emerging with a sassy Sheena Easton haircut and a full-body unitard made of sparkles and spun sugar, she taught all of us how best to handle all interactions with men: ask if they are a god, and if they are determined unworthy, destroy them. Also, she brought marshmallow snacks for everyone. Sure, she has a bit of a smoker's voice but some tea with lemon and honey should take care of that. Also, she loves dogs. Gozer is the total package. But apparently people prefer a regular old transformer explosion. Whatever. I for one accept our fancy destructor. 

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