We, at last, have our first trailer for Spider-Man: Far from Home, aka Spider-Man: European Vacation, aka Y'all I Think Aunt May and Happy Hogan Are Gonna Bang, and we are SOLD. And while the trailer brings so much to the table, the thing I personally am most excited about is Jake Gyllenhaal's Mysterio who arrives toward the end of the trailer in a green cloud of hotness. With his bangs. Like the hair kind. But I think I speak for all of us when we say we would gladly volunteer.
Mysterio's bangs are very specific. Because normally when someone spends a lot of time wearing a helmet in these movies, or even Peter Parker's own stretchy hood of wonders, their hair is PERFECT upon removal. Like the floof of the angels, these people's hair. But not Mysterio.
Like they're a little sweaty, a hint of curl like they've been trapped inside a heavily humid glass dome for way too long. They've seen some things, these bangs. Mostly, again, the inside of a helmet. And we welcome them to the MCU.
Also, it's a better hair look than this: