We all have bad days, right? Maybe you didn’t get enough sleep the night before or your boss is on your ass about something over which you have no control. Maybe the girl you like is dating someone else. Maybe you’re hungover because you just realized the hellscape in which we all live and you left your apocalypse-ready bag in your friend’s car.
Or maybe you’re a superhero who has just had enough of being the Big Blue Boy Scout and you just want to blow off some steam.
Oh, and also you just came into contact with a big red rock and you’re feeling kinda funny.
What would you do if you didn’t have to worry what people thought of you? Obviously, you’d do exactly what Superman did in the cinematic masterpiece that was Superman III and head to the local watering hole to abuse some peanuts and smash a few bottles.
It’s not like anyone is going to stop you. Plus, it feels good. Is there even a point to booze when it won’t make you drunk? Hell no. Smash away.
Superman on the Red Kryptonite high is the person we all wish we could be. No inhibitions, no concerns about other people’s feelings, fingernails of steel. But I am here to tell you that you don’t have to limit yourself to the good boy version of Superman. Channel your inner asshole. Flick those peanuts.
Just don’t get mad at me when you get the bill.