That said, some of us appreciate teachers more than others. And no one appreciates her teacher quite like the girl who wrote "LOVE YOU" on her eyelids in Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark.
Now, let's not get it twisted. Eyelids Fisher is hardly alone. Look at these horny-ass 1930s ladies.
They are here to get their learn on and then to get it on, and nothing but respect for these great-grandmothers, tbh.
But none were quite so dedicated as Lidsy Lohan.
Like for one thing, that takes commitment. Like, you have to write that BACKWARDS in the mirror. Using—look, I don't know what pens were like in the '30s—a quill? WHO KNOWS? Also, I don't know about you, but eyelids get oily very easily. Did she powder them first? Lord knows her eyelids were the only things dry in this classroom.
Also, at this moment, we choose to view this as an act of female agency and not think about Jones' penchant for very young child women.