Today's Chosen One could have been any number of things from the Men in Black International trailer. Emma Thompson's suit game, Tessa Thompson's sunglasses, Chris Hemsworth's just-unbuttoned-enough shirt, the enduring power of Fergie's "London Bridge," anything. But this trailer brought all those elements together to create one very clear winner: bisexuality.
Because for those among us with a more open sense of attraction? This trailer has everything we need. This trailer, not to put too fine a point on it, f*cks.
I mean. Come on.
I MEAN. COME ON.
*eye twitches in bisexual because we're not even bothering with phrasing anymore and I'm FINE WITH IT*
Today, the B in LGBTQ and the B in MIB are one and the same and we are all better for it. Is it June 14, 2019 yet?
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