Remember when Resident Evil was just a successful and beloved gaming franchise? Good times.
Oh, Resident Evil. You held my heart so lovingly in your zombie hands at first. Over time, though, you got worse and worse. I feel kind of like the lobster who doesn't realize the heat underneath the pot I'm in is getting hotter and hotter until it's too late.
But the first red flag? The very first was probably when you moved from games to movies. Would you like to know the many ways you wronged all your fans? Here, let's count them together.
The nonsensical plot, the bad CGI, the unnecessary romantic subplot. It's like a perfect storm of all the things no one wanted in a Resident Evil movie. Except for the people who liked it.
What do you think? Is Resident Evil guilty as sin?