Count out 50 Pirates of the Caribbean cinema sins in funny, snarky vid

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Jul 2, 2013, 8:02 PM EDT (Updated)

Not even Captain Jack Sparrow himself can save this sinking ship. 

Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl is a fun movie. In fact, considering it's based on a Disney ride, it wound up being a far better film than it had any business being.

But that doesn't mean it's free of problems. On the contrary, in addition to a nasty case of scurvy, this film full of skeletal sea dogs is rife with sins, at least according to our old chums at CinemaSins, who've counted up a whopping 50 problems with the pirate picture.

Prepare to walk the plank!

(via Laughing Squid)