On this morning's Star Wars-themed Halloween edition of NBC's Today show, a couple of Ewoks stole the show from Al "Han Solo" Roker and Ann "Darth Vader" Curry with the help of a couple of vodka martinis.
First Al had to break up a fistfight (pawfight?) between the furry drunks. Another felt up a comely guest. Then one upstaged everyone with a Michael Jackson homage. Talk about a wretched hive of scum and villainy.