All that's missing is a very grumpy cat.
If you've ever spent any time in the bowels of NYC's subway stations, you might be convinced that Boba Fett playing the accordion is the pinnacle of random, geeky performance art.
But you're wrong.
In what must be a perfect storm of weirdness, squiddkidd (otherwise known as the Unipiper), has managed to play the Game of Thrones theme on the bagpipes, while wearing a kilt and tooling around on a unicycle. Did we mention the dragon mask? How about the part where his bagpipes spout fire?
We're not saying there's nothing left in human experience to be done, but we are saying it won't be easy.