Duke Nukem's dramatic WTF reading of 50 Shades of Grey (Really!)

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Dec 17, 2012, 3:27 PM EST

Have you ever been minding your own business when suddenly your mother tells you that she and your grandmother really enjoyed reading 50 Shades of Grey? Horrifying, isn't it? Well, don't worry, Duke Nukem is here to make it all better.

Jon St. John, the man who voices the titular Duke, was coaxed at that other convention from last weekend to do a little staged reading of everyone's least favorite multimillion-dollar fan fiction. How good is it? He utters the phrase "My inner goddess is doing the dance of the seven veils."

And that's not even the funniest bit!

We bet you laughed so hard that you completely forgot about BDSM granny ... until now, that is. Whoops!

(Via The Awesomer)