Find out if you were a casualty of the Infinity War

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Jul 19, 2019, 5:01 PM EDT (Updated)

It's not too spoiler-y at this point, a week after the release of Avengers: Infinity War, to talk about the fact that Thanos wants to kill half the Universe. That's his whole thing, and it's why he wants the Inifinity Stones to begin with, and it's just the basic plot of the movie (go see it already, please, so we can all discuss freely!)

But spoilers lay ahead: do not keep reading if you don't want to know more. Turn baaaaack.....

Anywho, as anyone who's seen the film knows, um, he wins. He does it. He kills half of the universe. Along with half of our heroes and even both of our SHIELD agents in the post-credits scene. Gah! It's a phenomenal cliff-hanger; they could start pre-sales for next year's Avengers 4 right now if they wanted to. 

Ever wonder if Thanos would have killed you? I know I've wondered. He made a point of saying his choices were totally at random, so everyone's got an equal, 50/50 chance....

A new website sweeping social media aims to tell you. Just ask

When you click on it, it will either tell you: 


Or, "You were slain by Thanos, for the good of the Universe." Which, no matter how many times I visit the site today, I am unable to get. I guess I really was spared by Thanos. Unlike my MCU boyfriend, the best MCU character


If only he'd had this website....