So the stock market has taken quite a beating lately, dropping several percent in just two days. But how is this possible? Isn't theAqua Teen Hunger Force Invincible America Assembly on the job, meditating us into as happy, bright future?
Duh. The truth here is obvious: the Invincible America Assembly are lying, and they are actually trying to destroy the stock market!
Well, that, or they are totally without any effect whatsoever.
Maybe this is the way to finally rid our planet of antiscience. Claim all the practitioners are terrorists. Sigh. What a world.